So there's this band called Augustana. Mainstream, Counting Crows-type of band (twelve or so years too late to be interesting even by Top 40 standards). They're sort of like the Fray, except that I actually enjoy Fray songs. Yes, I enjoy Fray songs. I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to call them "Fray songs" or "songs by the Fray," but whatever they are, I like them.
But Augustana isn't the Fray. They're some new band out of California (I think) that has a song called "Boston." Kelly Anne posted about it on my MySpace a couple months ago, and I had no idea what she was talking about at the time. But here I am, at 4 a.m., watching VH1 while trying to disinfect my computer (agh a virus!) so I can finish my first paper, and I see the video for this "Boston" song.
The song is apparently about this girl from California who apparently goes through a break-up or something horrible, and she wants to leave and get away from everything, start over, yadda yadda yadda. She wants to go "where no one knows my name." Which means Boston, I guess. Though there's a bar in Boston called Cheers where everyone knows your name. She should avoid that. (I suppose that's what they're referencing...I hope.)
Anyway, here are the lyrics of the chorus, which I found particularly funny: "I think I'll go to Boston, I think I'll start a new life/ I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name./ I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather/ I think I'll get a lover and fly 'em out to Spain./ I think I'll go to Boston. I think that I'm just tired./ I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind./ I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of sunset,/ I hear it's nice in the summer, some snow would be nice, oh yeah."
Okay. So this girl must be the first person in the history of California to say, "I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather." Because California has
the best weather on the planet. Sure, there are people from outside California who hate California weather. They're called
masochists. They come from the Pacific Northwest or the Midwest or New England or the South, and they've grown accustomed to the god-awful weather in those regions. Of course, normal people from those regions naturally
love California weather, which is beautiful
all the time. And people
from California are characterized for their total inability to deal with weather outside California, even if they occasionally complain about not having "a change of seasons."
If you're tired of the weather in
California, guess what - your options for "better weather" anywhere on this planet are severely limited.
And to abandon California weather for
Boston weather? You've got to be kidding me. Not dry heat in the Southwest? Not gentle drizzle in the Northwest? Not the tropical warmth of southern Florida or the mountain air of Montana? You want
Boston weather? Humid summers and cold, blizzard-laden winters? All combined into a nice, wet, smelly, east coast city slush?
There is only one group of people who would consider Boston weather an improvement:
Midwesterners. And only because Boston weather is
identical to Midwest weather, with slightly less heat in the summer, less cold in the winter, and no tornadoes. I can only explain this girl's statement by way of another Californian characteristic: ignorance about the rest of the nation and its crappy weather. I guess she wants snow, or so she says. And Boston certainly gets snow. But somebody should tell her they also get snow on certain mountains in northern California. As she may not realize, snow is
much more fun when you can control your exposure to it.
She is certainly right that Boston has a sunrise. Granted, so does California. But the sun rises over the ocean in Boston (see, he sun sets over the ocean in California), so my guess is she's referring to
that uniquely east coast phenomenon. If you ask me, sunsets over the ocean are better than sunrises over the ocean. Though I have enjoyed watching the sun rise over the ocean. I guess if you've had one all your life, you might be eager to see the other.
So that's the Augustana "Boston" song. Thanks, but no thanks. I'll continue listening to the Dropkick Murphys' "
Shipping Up to Boston" when I want a Boston tune.
Anyway. VH1 is still on. John Mayer is "waiting on the world to change." Okay dude.